eurgh, I'm burping pizza

Tiger Balm.
It's the ointment.
The one that acts like an ice cold pack stapled to you stomach, the one that pushes all that angin out and the one that helps you sleep at night.
My saviour.
Trust me, Tiger Balm is the ointment.
Thank you, God for letting Raz have it.

I'm only partially updating my friendster.
Will be posting many pictures after my results come out.
Atas sebab....
...well.
I'm lazy.
:D

You know how at one point of your life, you understand what it takes to be acceptable.
By pretending.
Yup.
Taking a role of someone who will please the group of people you're entertaining at the moment.
For example:
You relatives arrive.
Poof: change into that timid, shy, high-achiever but very humble person that makes good (although packaged) tea.

Cool kids of the school notices you.
Poof: change into this slouching person with a 'I'm-cool-as-well' aura, nods and say "wassup"

Things like that.
I mean.
This is normal.
Everybody does it.
The huge flaw?
One way or another you will look bad on the other side, the other group of people.

Let's try a quiz.
You walk down your hallway and a group of people is at the side talking.
Do you...
A. Say 'hey~', smile and chat along with them.
B. Give a small smile, nods and continue walking
C. Stares at your shoes, pretending you can't see them and walk on through?

If you had answered A:
You are friendly and approachable. Congratulations. But the other bunch of people (at the moment hidden from view) will consider you a slut. They'll be all... "Tau tak minah tu menyebuk je... invading privacy... nak sume orang suke die."

If you had answered B:
You are independent. Congratulations. One side will think (but not admit) that it's cool you look all important and had to rush off doing.... well, some important thing.
The other side will say, "Eeee, menyampah betul aku, ingat die tu hebat sangat ke? High standard la konon, sampai tak leh borak ngan kitaorang."

If you had answered C:
You're.... uh, humble? Congrats. One group will shout that you're sombong. Another will go thinking how nice and proper you are for acting like some perempuan melayu terakhir.

What I'm rambling about here is that,
no matter what your actions are, there's always that other side...
....talking behind your back, frowning at your actions.
So the real question is:
Do you...
A. Pick one side, at well on that and ignore the other?
And be called unfriendly.
B. Pick all side and try to please every side, every single time?
And be call a hypocrite?

On another note,
Amir belanja-ed me and Melissa at the Pizza Hut Buffet today.
I wish I had stuffed myself silly with all that pizza, pasta and salad.
But my tummy grumbled halfway through.
Had to rush back to Floyer.
And go to the bathroom.
:(